Monday, January 16, 2012

Raja Reveals All!

Hi Efurryone. I thought I'd share some secrets about me (blushes,giggles,covers face with paw):

1.)  I hate sharing my house with other cats. I growl, I snarl, I swat them, but the little monsters won't go away. I stay because I love my mommy. She rescued me from the shelter. This is my home.

2.)  In addition to my regular food I like people food. Mommy always shares a few bites with me. Even vegetables are tasty. But not Coca-Cola. That's icky.

3.)  Even though I have a nice dish of cold water, I like to drink out of the toilet bowl. One time The Man  left the seat up. I didn't look before I jumped up and fell in. I didn't enjoy that.

4.)  I love,love,love the smell of Gain detergent. Mommy uses this hypoallergenic crap with no smell. She bought a sleep shirt at a yard sale and it'd been washed in Gain. I couldn't stop sniff, sniff, sniffing it.. It smelt so good...Where was I?

5.)  I know who peed on the couch, but I'm not telling.

6.)  I like to sneak up and cuddle with Mommy while she sleeps. She needs a bigger bed, though.

7.)   I'm not fat: I'm fluffy.

8.)  If I was a hooman lady I'd wear nail polish, jewerlry and hair bows.

9.)  Yesterday I ate a lizard.

10.)  SometimesI put Panda up to knocking over the trash. He's always happy to oblige.

That's all folks.

Raja