1.) I hate sharing my house with other cats. I growl, I snarl, I swat them, but the little monsters won't go away. I stay because I love my mommy. She rescued me from the shelter. This is my home.
2.) In addition to my regular food I like people food. Mommy always shares a few bites with me. Even vegetables are tasty. But not Coca-Cola. That's icky.
3.) Even though I have a nice dish of cold water, I like to drink out of the toilet bowl. One time The Man left the seat up. I didn't look before I jumped up and fell in. I didn't enjoy that.
4.) I love,love,love the smell of Gain detergent. Mommy uses this hypoallergenic crap with no smell. She bought a sleep shirt at a yard sale and it'd been washed in Gain. I couldn't stop sniff, sniff, sniffing it.. It smelt so good...Where was I?
5.) I know who peed on the couch, but I'm not telling.
6.) I like to sneak up and cuddle with Mommy while she sleeps. She needs a bigger bed, though.
7.) I'm not fat: I'm fluffy.
9.) Yesterday I ate a lizard.
10.) SometimesI put Panda up to knocking over the trash. He's always happy to oblige.
That's all folks.
Raja